A bit of summer fun for Littlewoods: women of Britain were given a chance to build their own bikini body selected from the best the nation has to offer. As you can see from the Daily Star piece above the Middleton’s dominate the lower half. Not bad for one family, but Olympic fever was reflected with Jessica Ennis getting a gold for her perfect abs. There was no place, alas, for Denise Welch in that category, depriving us of a trulty astounding body cocktail image.

The Cow team created a visual representation of exactly how the body would look used in the Star, Mail Online, Daily Express and Mirror Online. Given the British summer its the only chance you’ll get to see that on any other bikini body for that matter.